I know there were typos in that last post. The iPhone is fiendishly difficult when it comes to precision pointing and text correction. So screw it. The errors are me. You've got Bryan. Raw. Uncut.
I look good in hard hats. I find solace in scraping paint. I am proficient at paperwork. I love bagels. My short-term career goal is to Fedex my coworkers to Zimbabwe. I firmly believe pandas deserve to be extinct. I am an email ninja--I reply quickly and mysteriously. I veil my insults in esoteric language. I verb nouns.
I speak to my superiors in their native language of cliches and catch phrases. Sarcasm is my greatest ally.
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