Come on, L.A.

Dude, L.A. What the hell? The Lakers win and you go all apeshit? Why is "victory" synonymous with "let's set a car on fire?" I know English is the second language of most of you all down there, but Jesus.

You don't see anyone else acting this way. Except Detroit. But then, who wants to be like Detroit? It was crappy BEFORE the auto bust.

And you've won FIFTEEN times. Fifteen. This is old hat to you. This should be getting old. But you decide to act like this just surprised the hell out of you. Now if the Clippers had won, you could probably justify an overturned cop car or two. But the Lakers? Who saw that coming? I'll tell you who. EVERYONE.

But what could we expect? Your hero, your role model, your MVP is a guy you wouldn't trust to be in the same room as your daughter. Larceny, vandalism and arson must be well under your morality threshold.

I hope they take away your parade. Two million dollars? Just so you can bust up some more stuff? Whatever. Hire twenty teachers.