I ran from Israel as fast as I could

I don't like to post at the beginning of a work day. I usually have something to do (today isn't any different) and it is incredibly bad form to be both reading the comics AND blogging. Multitasking several recreational activities at work is strictly taboo.

But I read this headline next to my morning Dilbert and had to blog:

Report: Israeli Minister Says 'We Will Attack Iran' if Nuke Program Continues<

What?! Israel is retarded. The minister goes further to say that the United States will support Israel during such an attack.

Oh hell no. It is like Israel ran behind us after poking a sleeping bear. A big bear. An angry bear. A bear that may have nuclear weapons.

I understand that Iran hates us for our socioeconomic imperialism. I got that. It is probably not a good thing that our first colony, which we established right on top of the most historically disputed region EVER, is antagonizing the arguably most powerful and certifiably most crazy nation in the region.

I don't know about you, but I advocate dousing Israel (or at least their minister) in honey and running like hell.